Leftover Lightning

leftover lightning: monday, bottled. the problem that hasn't arrived yet: wasted weather. every storm throws off more leftover lightning than anyone can use, it cracks once and it's gone — and then monday morning arrives and half the world is running on empty, mainlining coffee under fluorescent light, pretending that's a fuel source. it isn't. it's a patch. leftover lightning bottles the storm's leftovers the night before. capture rigs on rooftops and ridgelines catch the spare strikes, cellar them in squat glass bottles, and ship them as monday-morning energy: crack the seal, the room wakes up. no crash, no jitters — last night's sky, poured over this morning. the business: a single bottle sells at $14, the monday crate of six at $69, and offices take a barrel subscription at $199 a month. year one target is 12,000 crates — that's $828,000 of crate sales alone, before single bottles and office barrels. at $10k raised we build the minimum — the first capture-rig prototype and a hand-bottled run of 500 bottles. the full build is $400k — a bottling line and a storm-chasing fleet that follows the weather instead of waiting for it. every dollar past the floor goes toward the full build. 25% of company profits buy back this coin, executed publicly, from realized revenue only. paired with PASTRU as the quote currency.