/bundly/ — decentralized bundle & staking bundle address: 8XWYazbAVChvKgRhQK3Byn9SMU7BWgAs9GbvRU3tHeq4 Creator fees rewards are used for buybacks which are redirected to the bundle address, anyone can join the bundle by staking. All stakers must wait 24h after unstaking. be me 3:47 AM staring blankly at the pump.fun "newly created" feed on my second monitor watching tokens named "Obama's Left Nut" and "Based Retard Elon" launch and rug in literal seconds my brain is so smooth it looks like a freshly waxed bowling ball just another night in the solana trenches hoping for a 2x suddenly the feed freezes for a microsecond a new ticker appears ticker: 4CHAN no website no twitter no telegram link the image is just a super low-res jpeg of a guy wearing a Guy Fawkes mask sitting at a messy computer desk in 2006 I hover over the buy button, hesitating check the bonding curve someone bought 0.1 SOL worth wallet name is just "Anonymous" then another buy. and another. the chat on the side starts filling up rapidly with nothing but Wojak reaction images and racial slurs written in binary my heart skips a beat I realize where I am. I realize what this is. the sheer velocity of the weaponized autism about to hit the chain I start giggling uncontrollably, saliva pooling in the corner of my mouth the giggle turns into a screeching wheeze that sounds like a dial-up modem connecting to the dark web I smash the buy button with my forehead "THE BONDING CURVE IS A CONTAINMENT FIELD AND IT JUST BROKE" "THE ANCIENT ONES HAVE MIGRATED TO THE BLOCKCHAIN"