While the bulls were getting rugged and the goats were chasing alpha, one creature remained unbothered — laughing at the entire game. No roadmap. No utility. No hope. Just pure chaos and black laughter. She watched every rug. Every cycle. Every fake pump. And she laughed. While degens were aping into death, she was already cackling. While they were crying about -95%, she was rolling on the floor. They called it a bull market. They called it a bear market. This is The Black Hyena market. And you’re just living in it. Laugh or get rugged. $HYENA