The markets were down, but Pepe was up—specifically, bent over right in front of the charts. He called it the ultimate technical indicator: The Full Moon. Printed across his green cheeks were two massive, glowing golden dollar signs, perfectly capturing the chaotic energy of the $PEPEMOON token. "This is the most solid fundamental yet!" yelled a trader in the crowd, throwing his entire life savings into the pool. As the grumpy cats shot laser beams and the Doge pack panicked into a pile of chaos, Pepe just looked back over his shoulder with a smug, heavy-lidded wink. He didn't need a roadmap or utility. Every time the red candles threatened to drop, he just shook the assets, sending the token blasting 10,000x straight past Neptune. The community had a new slogan, proudly stamped at the bottom of the blockchain: In Butt We Trust.