NPC.EXE is the AI protocol behind every predictable crypto trader. It doesn't think. It doesn't question. It simply buys the green candle, panic sells the red one, blames the whales, and repeats the cycle forever. Programmed by the internet and trained on millions of memes, NPC.EXE runs on pure FOMO, infinite copium, and the unstoppable urge to ask, "When moon?" Every market cycle uploads a new patch, but the behavior never changes. This isn't just another meme coin—it's a mirror of crypto culture. If you've ever chased a pump, ignored your own plan, or bought because everyone else did... congratulations, you've already installed NPC.EXE. No roadmap. No promises. Just the protocol. Status: ONLINE. Thoughts: LOADING... 99% Mission: Observe. Adapt. Repeat.