SP500 just hit another all time high and has 50% change to hit 8k this year, your altcoin portfolio is down 90% Meet $SPANCER Somewhere in midtown, a man in a navy Patagonia vest just checked SPY and it's up again Spancer doesn't chase narratives, he doesn't follow ct alpha callers, he doesn't know what "wen moon" means His strategy is simple - buy the index, wear same outfit for 5 years, repeat. No leverage, no liquidationsn no 4am candle watching, no refreshing dexscreener in the uber home Spancer just launched his own family fund — Patagonia Vest Fund Holdings: 95% SPY 5% in Patagonia Vests Investment strategy: all fees goes towards buying [REDACTED]